Man Alive.
And all this on top of a great Labor Day weekend. I’m not going to apologize for having a great time this weekend at Beth’s wedding. In wedding-land, the biggest disaster was the 4:00 shuttle to the Winery never showing at the Hotel to pick up half of the wedding guests. But the biggest triumph was getting the operations manager of Le Grande Affaire (yes, there really were that many “e’s” ) on the horn and assertively telling him that I didn’t give a rat’s ass what the contract did or didn’t specify, that he needed to make a 28-passenger shuttle magically appear at the San Jose Fairmont to bring said 28 passengers to the Winery…. 20 minutes ago!!!! So, while we can’t say that the wedding got off without a hitch, we CAN say that the wedding, while getting started a few minutes late, was FABULOUS in its entirety. Okay, I don’t think I used the term “rat’s ass.” I think I said something more to the effect of: “Sir, the language of the contract at this point, or who’s misinterpretation of it is causing this problem, is really NOT of interest to me. What I need are wedding guest. Here. Now.”
Other than that, I just did what I was told to do which required a delicious non-existent amount of leadership on my part. Its super easy to be a bride’s maid when the bride is as on-the-ball as Beth.
To protect the innocent, I am not going to post photos here, but if you want to the link to my album, I’d be glad to e-mail it to you. I will however, post some of the nicer shots of yours truly on wedding eve…
But here is one from the rehearsal dinner. I don’t normally like to exploit children, but his hair was growing in with a Mohawk flair, and I have to give the kid credit for pulling off the look almost as well as David Beckham himself.

After the rehearsal dinner, and after several bottles of wine were shared among our tablemates, we went out in San Jose. Here is Kelly trying to fill me with the love of Jesus by baptizing me in a fountain in town. I heard that Beth’s friends Laura and John go to that church where you go all the way in the water. In your underpants. For Jesus of course. But I didn’t get any photos of that. Sorry Erik.

Here we are after my conversion.

Ah, good times.
6 comments:
SEND ME THE LINK TO YOUR PHOTO ALBUM - NOW!!!! I've already teared up over Cora's and I feel the need to cry more!
Amy
3). never skimp on a good bra; too bad things don't sag upwards.
ad to bra comment: looks like Kelly's hand might do in a pinch. Shya!
Miss Lisa, I'm hoping that comment was in reference to the folks on TV who are saggy and trying to get out alive, and not in reference to my own perfect breasts... (though "saggy" is the one thing you really can't call them. Or "big".)
But then that would make you the girl who'd rippin' on Hurricane victims.... Maybe you'd better have a one-on-one with Jesus pretty soon to talk about compassion. In a pinch, the fountain at LeLani Lanes bowling alley off Lake City Way works well for a quick dip. Just as well as that fountain in San Jose did. That's just what I've heard at least.
BigSaggy, I was just trying to offer sisterly advice in line with the reflective tone of your post. I was thinking of what MY #3 -might- be, aproposito taking care of onesself. A good brassiere is key to basic breast maintenance.
And then I noticed the pic of you and Kelly and I'm sorry, I must not be looking with both eyes open but her hand is kind of reverse bra-ing a boob, or something. Can I say 'boob' here? That pic is too damn funny!
i wish i didnt have to miss that wedding, but alas, i got to spend monday working at home. fuck work. bring on the taco tuesday...
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