Thursday, March 02, 2006

Hello Friends

Funny how things like oh, say, blogging just don’t seem as appealing when I am mentally taxed all day at work. Kind of says a lot about my last job eh? Just imagine that you are about a year old. You’re standing at one end of a hallway. Someone at the opposite end is standing there, looking at you and says “Walk over here.” Now, as a grown person (or even a 5 year old) you see no big challenge in walking across the room. But friend, you are only one. You can barely walk. This molehill seems like a mountain.

That’s how I feel at work now. I know that soon I’ll look back and realize how not hard this really is, its just all so brand new that I have to learn every tiny aspect from nothing.

So imagine me, as a one year old. When someone asks me to walk across the room, I want to do it. I see how easy it is. Millions of people do it everyday… it even looks kind of fun… But first I’ve got to figure out how to balance, flex my muscles, bend my knees and pick up my feet.

You dig?

Now let’s talk about my car:

I got a new battery at Sears for my car. While I was there, I figured I’d get new tires too, as I would be pushing my luck to continue driving on my old ones for much longer. And I mean really, what’s not to love about dropping $500+ on your car in an afternoon? But now I can stop each and every time I hit the brakes, which is good.

I thought I was driving a really hard bargain by opting out of the road hazard extended warranty after I noticed that it was automatically added to my work order and bill. (PS- if you want to really irk me, sell me something and charge me for it without asking me first- I love that!). So after opting out of said extended warranty protection (I mean come on, tires are thick and strong- and they have a manufacturers warranty in case anything major happens…) I promptly hit a massive curb/drain/pothole-like thing on the street when I was trying to park at night. And when I say “promptly,” I mean “the very next god damned night after buying brand new tires”. Huge gouge in the side wall of the new tire. Swear words were spoken. A guy in a wheel chair stopped on the sidewalk and told me I should have my alignment checked. I was furious. The kind of furious that you get when you have no one to blame but yourself, and even then, it really isn’t your fault. So to speak.

So with my head hanging low, I returned to Sears and told them my story, and fully expected to have to pay another $100 and some change on a new tire. But they guy said, ‘Oh, you might be okay- it’s probably covered under the warranty… (reads through paper work…) Oh shoot- looks like you opted out of the road hazard warranty. Too bad.”

We had a laugh about Murphy’s law and he was an agreeable enough guy. And then the unthinkable happened:

Guy at Sears: “Listen, why don’t I just charge you the $45 for the extended warranty as if you bought it yesterday, and then the cost of the new tire and realignment is covered under the warranty.”

Gina: ______________(that’s the sound of me being speechless with delight).


So- Thank you guy at Sears, you really made me feel like less of an ass for nearly popping my tire while parallel parking!

And advice to all others who live in cities with terribly maintained roads*:


Just pay for the warranty.



*I’m not complaining, just making an observation.


Car Topic 2: I took my car in for its 60K mile tune up today, and I get a call that both of my “marker lights” are burnt out. After a far-to-long conversation with the gal on the phone about not only what “marker lights” are (the lights in your head light unit that are neither headlights or turn signal lights…?) but also their function which apparently is to accompany the headlight and tell others that they are in fact, viewing the front of your car rather than the back (Which I was only able to ascertain after loudly stating “I understand that they are MARKER LIGHTS, I need you to tell me what they DO- what is their reason for BEING), she gave me a repair quote:

“that’ll run ya $154.”

I guess this dealership has a woman service manager available to speak with other woman clients so we don’t feel like we’re getting screwed over, but its hard not to feel like your village was just pilfered when someone tells you that they’re going to change two light bulbs, and charge you $154 (in addition to the super spendy 60K service, about which I am already conflicted, given that they’re really just changing the oil, checking the fluids and changing my spark plugs…).

She said that the parts are only $6, but the labor is what costs so much because they have to remove the entire headlight assembly.

Maybe I should have learned my lesson re. “getting what you pay for” with the whole tire warranty deal, but can you blame me for wanting to see if I can fix the damned lights on my own before I spend that much to have someone else do it?

And its not even for my headlights (which work fine) but for my MARKER LIGHTS, which truth be told, I didn’t even know existed before today.

So… anyone know how to take apart a headlight assembly in an ’02 Subaru Outback Sport?


And all this for a car when I’d just prefer to take the metro everywhere so I can listen to the Ricky Gervais Show Podcasts on my iPod…

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, good deal from the Sears guy...did you have to show him a little leg?

Lisaopolis said...

dude, just buy the lights for 6 clams and install them yourself, get "J" to do it. Read the manual. No, I'm not volunteering for the job...;)

Anonymous said...

HIGHLARIOUS.
I FEEL FOR U THO.
yea get your man to do it.
arent the marker lights on the side??? maybe its a pain to take the whole thing apart to change them? thats a lame design by subaru. ive heard of such things with saturns as well. $300 to change a freakin light bulb! its all part of a sick master plan!

Anonymous said...

Hi! This is why I do not have a car, never mind not supporting OPEC and the oil robber-barons. Am in Beautiful Boston for a conference ...some GOOOOOOD presenters. Walked into Cambridge and back yesterday. Glorious. Very WHITE city, however! Hope all is well...lots of love, Cindy

n8 b said...

I just so happen to have a schematic on how to change said marker lights....
want me to e-mail it to you?
I'll only charge you $154

I did the same pothole thing right after I got my last set of new tires.....only I had to buy a brand new one when I went back and explained how dumb I am

Lisaopolis said...

seriously, changing your own lights is SO not hard to do. Then again, you might need to have an electrician background with these new cars. But if someone sends you the specs, do it yourself rather than pay someone 87,000 bucks an hour. Plus once you buy any tools you'd need for it (special screwdrivers, etc.) you have them for LIFE.

Anonymous said...

I would either pay the $154 or not drive at night. That's about how into my car I am. I mean I am the person who went for over a year and a half without access to rolling up and down my passenger side window ..

Anonymous said...

I feel for you on the car blues. I got my 45,000 mile service and the next day Tom noticed my hubcab was missing...
I went back and they brought out very young mechanic who worked on my car looked me in the eye and told me he put them back on... but that they were kind of broken and will fall off. I know I'm a crappy parker, but- Ugh.
So I called up my former Much Better mechanic (I assumed he wouldn't be able to work on my new computerized car)and found out that he can work on my car in the future. Good karma to the nice Sears guy!

Gus said...

thats what you get for moving out of longview. Erik is not available to work on your car. too bad for you.