I just spilled cold coffee, leftover from a meeting earlier today, down my pant leg.
It feels super, looks smart, and I smell like Yuban.
I'm looking forward to the coffee-induced chapped leg that I'll have by tonight.
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Sorry lady friend, it is preparing you for kids when they puke on your nice clothes. Probably why moms these days wear Juicy Sweatsuits all the time.
both the boys were fantastic at spitting up all over me...once right before jason took me to a new co-workers house in a new city...i'm sure they thought i was a freak because i wouldn't put isaac down...but i was holding him over the spit up stain that he just made on my nice crisp white blouse...lovely
but who am i kidding, i spill stuff on myself all the time...
mmmmm, coffee, preferably with lots of cream and sugar for maximum spill 'nast', is just the greatest when dribbled all over the floor, clothing, copy machine, etc. innit?
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